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tHAT MY FRIENDS IS THE CONFRIMATION NUMBER FOR MEGACON.....WHER as i WIL BE SCORING PUSSY......OH WAIT MEGACON....WHERE I WILL BE SCORING COMICS AND POSSIBLY A STORM TROOPER OUTFIT. WHAT AM I MOST EXCITED ABOUT? MY TWO BEST FRIENDS WILL BE ACCOMPANYING ME...MCG AND SNATCHDRAGON...YEAH I KNOW, I MIGHTG QUITE POSSIBLY HAVE To CHANGe MY NAME AS IT IS THE LESSER OF THE 3,,,MINE BEING POONRIPPER- WAIT NO, THAT NAME IS GREAT - RIPPER OF THE POON! HA FUCK YOUR MOTHER.

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Right now im sitting in the other room, listeneing to the ben folds album from itunes, and i hear her laugh from the next room. There's a pug in my lap, and money (not much) in the bank....it's amazing what a few hours at home can do for a person....i still hate stupid people....and their mothers.

Posting because the magic 8 ball says i should

Ugggggggarrrrrraggggghhhhhh.I.Hate.People. I know that ultimately, my love for computers will bring about man's destruction, Terminator style, but i have almost every goddamn person on this planet. But at least i am not prejudiced against any specific type person, young, old, black,white,whatever, I do not like you. Let's be honest, First, i wish every guy on the planet was gay cept for yours truly (yeah), I wish i was a ninja, Yeah i kinda wanna see brokeback mountain, and yes i hate everyone of you that i do not know. Jarrid, you say, what a cocksucker. To which I say enghhhhhh. Reading this over i need to further refine my statement....I hate STUPID people.

Crapping at this moment

Now it had become an addiction. I have actually taken the laptop into the batroom so as to not miss the happenings on the internet. If this were a drug, I would have bottomed out...it a woman, i'd have an std....But i dont think they make a 12 stepper for this. Holdon..........okay, sorry.More Quality later~!

Now, bitches

sorry to have been away for awhile, the rabid chipmunks have been at me a while. I have no idea what that means.
An update:
I am now graduated, and now feel as though my current job is well below my status. Is that pompous? Now i just dont feel i should have gone to school for as long as i did only to adjust claims. And to be honest, I hate it. I know i will never get my dream job (comic book writer by day / porn star by night / new flavor dairy queen tester inbetween / and opening act for Robert Schimmel) but one can hope right? Now, I have decided this job may not exist as a whole package deal, mostly due to the licensing restrictions. So this week i shall get into comic book writing, the next porn, the next dairyqueen teste and so on. From there we will revolve the trials until all jobs are attained.
Still no kids (that i know of)
Still hate jimmy fallon (no talent hack - taxi was fucking horrible, even in spanish.)
Going to Las Vegas in April wit Kim, Mcg, Gibbys Girl and anyone else who wants to come for bloggercon!

posting twice in a day= little masturbation time

Went to McGs to watch the beloved BUcs....well beloved sport of football anyhoo. On the way, got pulled over by a cop...as opposed to a retiree on a lark scooter. Why ask me do i know why you pulled me over? I understand this harkens back to a time when the child receives punishment only when he admits to the wrongdoing. My tag is expired, my car insurance is almost out, and i was speeding. I, being the honest person i am, told all of this. the cop then asked Where do you live? Doesnt matter. Luckily i had a pug and my girlfriend in the car, otherwise i might have been forced into blowing my way out of a ticket. Cop takes my license, says, "as long as this comes back valid Ill onlygive you a ticket for the exp tag"...all of a sudden im in a cold sweat....Orlanndo....Orlannnnndo.....Orlannnnnnnnndo....is all i can hear in my head. What did i exactly do that night? Please oh please tell me i didnt kill a hooker...

wHY DO i HATE jIMMY fALLON

I dont know, but he just seems like an ass clown. Part of it has to do with that goddamn TAXI movie with Queen Latifah. When I was twelve, I saw a movie caled Martians GO HOme, whic was spectacular, in its own right. But anyways, the main star of Martians go home is a Jingle writer for sitcoms. And in the beginning he was writing a jingle for a cop show, where the protagonist had his license taken away for causing too many chase related accidentsm, thus has to ride public transportation. This is treated as a one line joke in a movie that didnt even make it into theaters. Someone has since decided that it would make a terrific premise and changed the public transportation issue to a feature length movie. Now that i am thinking about it, classic comedy Funny FArm has the sheriff being carted around by the local cab company...fuck Jimmy fallon....oh yeah and he's been close to kirsten dunst...fuck him and his hair.

SCHOOL CAN LICK MY BALLZ..THAT BEING SAID

DONE...DONE DONE WITH THIS . I know i graduate this semester, buti cant help but feel as though i should chuck it all to heweeds, and join in the internet porn frenzy... Hey , i m not bad looking, and besides the occasional stage fright, no probsright? then ifound out that most guys have to get their start in ....gay porn...and not as the dominant one either....the sissy one...the one who gets fucked in the ass....not so crazy aboutthat scenario....Okkay, I can barely haggle on a car price, I don;'t know how domineering i'd be in the diiscussion of a pporn contract anyway...Scene:
Boss"jarrid...youre great kid, you got the stuff...I'd like too hi-'
J "Ill take it"
B"Arent you even curio--"
J"Done, where do i sign."
B"dont you want to know what kin-"
J"does it have a dick?"
B"Well, no..."
J"done."
B"Are you sur-"
J"Will Crisco be proovided on set?"
B"of course. what do you take us for hheaathens?"
J"Duzzone."
B"Why do you have your pppants off..."
J"Ready to get to woork boss...."
Notice the cleverly used name monickers.Shallange.

First time i spent 25 minutes on the internet w/o porn

My girlfriend would love me to clean up more.....if only it wazs like this site, i would do it all day.