Jacrews Completely Unintelligent Postings

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2006-02-13T20:05:00.000-08:00

tHAT MY FRIENDS IS THE CONFRIMATION NUMBER FOR MEGACON.....WHER as i WIL BE SCORING PUSSY......OH WAIT MEGACON....WHERE I WILL BE SCORING COMICS AND POSSIBLY A STORM TROOPER OUTFIT. WHAT AM I MOST EXCITED ABOUT? MY TWO BEST FRIENDS WILL BE ACCOMPANYING ME...MCG AND SNATCHDRAGON...YEAH I KNOW, I MIGHTG QUITE POSSIBLY HAVE To CHANGe MY NAME AS IT IS THE LESSER OF THE 3,,,MINE BEING POONRIPPER- WAIT NO, THAT NAME IS GREAT - RIPPER OF THE POON! HA FUCK YOUR MOTHER.

hmphhh

2006-02-10T20:17:00.000-08:00

Right now im sitting in the other room, listeneing to the ben folds album from itunes, and i hear her laugh from the next room. There's a pug in my lap, and money (not much) in the bank....it's amazing what a few hours at home can do for a person....i still hate stupid people....and their mothers.

Posting because the magic 8 ball says i should

2006-02-10T17:00:00.000-08:00

Ugggggggarrrrrraggggghhhhhh.I.Hate.People. I know that ultimately, my love for computers will bring about man's destruction, Terminator style, but i have almost every goddamn person on this planet. But at least i am not prejudiced against any specific type person, young, old, black,white,whatever, I do not like you. Let's be honest, First, i wish every guy on the planet was gay cept for yours truly (yeah), I wish i was a ninja, Yeah i kinda wanna see brokeback mountain, and yes i hate everyone of you that i do not know. Jarrid, you say, what a cocksucker. To which I say enghhhhhh. Reading this over i need to further refine my statement....I hate STUPID people.

Crapping at this moment

2006-02-07T15:13:00.000-08:00

Now it had become an addiction. I have actually taken the laptop into the batroom so as to not miss the happenings on the internet. If this were a drug, I would have bottomed out...it a woman, i'd have an std....But i dont think they make a 12 stepper for this. Holdon..........okay, sorry.More Quality later~!

Now, bitches

2006-02-06T17:36:00.000-08:00

sorry to have been away for awhile, the rabid chipmunks have been at me a while. I have no idea what that means.
An update:
I am now graduated, and now feel as though my current job is well below my status. Is that pompous? Now i just dont feel i should have gone to school for as long as i did only to adjust claims. And to be honest, I hate it. I know i will never get my dream job (comic book writer by day / porn star by night / new flavor dairy queen tester inbetween / and opening act for Robert Schimmel) but one can hope right? Now, I have decided this job may not exist as a whole package deal, mostly due to the licensing restrictions. So this week i shall get into comic book writing, the next porn, the next dairyqueen teste and so on. From there we will revolve the trials until all jobs are attained.
Still no kids (that i know of)
Still hate jimmy fallon (no talent hack - taxi was fucking horrible, even in spanish.)
Going to Las Vegas in April wit Kim, Mcg, Gibbys Girl and anyone else who wants to come for bloggercon!

posting twice in a day= little masturbation time

2005-09-11T12:05:00.000-07:00

Went to McGs to watch the beloved BUcs....well beloved sport of football anyhoo. On the way, got pulled over by a cop...as opposed to a retiree on a lark scooter. Why ask me do i know why you pulled me over? I understand this harkens back to a time when the child receives punishment only when he admits to the wrongdoing. My tag is expired, my car insurance is almost out, and i was speeding. I, being the honest person i am, told all of this. the cop then asked Where do you live? Doesnt matter. Luckily i had a pug and my girlfriend in the car, otherwise i might have been forced into blowing my way out of a ticket. Cop takes my license, says, "as long as this comes back valid Ill onlygive you a ticket for the exp tag"...all of a sudden im in a cold sweat....Orlanndo....Orlannnnndo.....Orlannnnnnnnndo....is all i can hear in my head. What did i exactly do that night? Please oh please tell me i didnt kill a hooker...

wHY DO i HATE jIMMY fALLON

2005-09-11T08:53:00.000-07:00

I dont know, but he just seems like an ass clown. Part of it has to do with that goddamn TAXI movie with Queen Latifah. When I was twelve, I saw a movie caled Martians GO HOme, whic was spectacular, in its own right. But anyways, the main star of Martians go home is a Jingle writer for sitcoms. And in the beginning he was writing a jingle for a cop show, where the protagonist had his license taken away for causing too many chase related accidentsm, thus has to ride public transportation. This is treated as a one line joke in a movie that didnt even make it into theaters. Someone has since decided that it would make a terrific premise and changed the public transportation issue to a feature length movie. Now that i am thinking about it, classic comedy Funny FArm has the sheriff being carted around by the local cab company...fuck Jimmy fallon....oh yeah and he's been close to kirsten dunst...fuck him and his hair.

SCHOOL CAN LICK MY BALLZ..THAT BEING SAID

2005-09-01T14:44:00.000-07:00

DONE...DONE DONE WITH THIS . I know i graduate this semester, buti cant help but feel as though i should chuck it all to heweeds, and join in the internet porn frenzy... Hey , i m not bad looking, and besides the occasional stage fright, no probsright? then ifound out that most guys have to get their start in ....gay porn...and not as the dominant one either....the sissy one...the one who gets fucked in the ass....not so crazy aboutthat scenario....Okkay, I can barely haggle on a car price, I don;'t know how domineering i'd be in the diiscussion of a pporn contract anyway...Scene:
Boss"jarrid...youre great kid, you got the stuff...I'd like too hi-'
J "Ill take it"
B"Arent you even curio--"
J"Done, where do i sign."
B"dont you want to know what kin-"
J"does it have a dick?"
B"Well, no..."
J"done."
B"Are you sur-"
J"Will Crisco be proovided on set?"
B"of course. what do you take us for hheaathens?"
J"Duzzone."
B"Why do you have your pppants off..."
J"Ready to get to woork boss...."
Notice the cleverly used name monickers.Shallange.

First time i spent 25 minutes on the internet w/o porn

2005-07-24T08:06:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend would love me to clean up more.....if only it wazs like this site, i would do it all day.

morbid as hell....livin hard til May 7, 2053

2005-07-21T06:22:00.000-07:00

deathclock

2 down 1 to go

2005-07-20T22:32:00.000-07:00

2 finals in 3 hours...that suckd. i have another tomorrow, and i think i am actually honest to god going to sell my books on amazon tomorrow. stick some other poor soul with these pieces of shit. for those of you not in the know.....managerial finance sucks...it's like macroeconomics, but more boring (yeah i know). it really pisses me off that i am having to pay all this money for a clASS i am never going to use....but Jarrid, you say, it is always helpful to know how to plot the WACC against the IRRs to decide which projects you should accept or reject...FUCK THAT. I am 26 and havent needed to know that shit so far. you know the class i want to pay for? Understanding Women 101, or Potty Training Puppies for Dummies, perhaps How to beat Mega Man 3 without throwing the goddamn controller through the tv screen 203. From this day forth, I will make it my mission to never use that class in any shape way or form...by the by due to seperate issues i had in this class, i have sent the professor an email (after receiving my grade) which i shall be posting for the enjoyment of all....a taste "If you are going to require the students to purchase all three of the books you have written (poorly), do you think it might be possible to provide accurate answers in any of them. I havent felt this used since..."

It's a shame....

2005-07-17T14:07:00.000-07:00

You know i love my friends...but i am missing one particular type. All my friends, though unbelievably funny and intelligent, all have the same thing in common...they're not stupid enough to set off firecrackers in their pants, or jump off a roof for my amusement. I am looking for one of these types of friends, as i think it would add an enjoyable time to my oh so boring life. I am accepting applications, applicants will be judged harshly.

IT HATH BEEN DECIDED!

2005-06-28T05:28:00.000-07:00

I AM TIRED OF BEING PUDGY. My workout regimen shall be as follows....30 minutes of cardio (read as "alone time"), followed by 20 reps of heavy lifting (read as "urinating"), repeated until I cramp up. But JAC, you say, you must not only work out the body, but the mind as well. Touche! I shall use my down time to convert myself to Scientology, and become an eighth degree dan, or whatever the hell it is to achieve eternal happiness. I shall also use some of my newfound brain power to decide how to actually get the showtunes off my IPOD. As i have no idea how they got there....really, i dont. DONT YOU JUDGE ME, assholes.

BATMAN BEGINS IS THE SHIT

2005-06-15T00:16:00.000-07:00

I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW GOOD THIS MOVIE WAS. BATMAN HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE SUPERHERO. I SAW THIS FLICK WITH McG AND WAS BLOWN AWAY FROM THE OPENING SCENE. THE BEST PART...NO LOVE STORY. GREATTT! NO MORE LOOKING LONGINGLY AT THE [INSERT DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE], AND WAXING POETICAL ABOUT THEIR UNREQUITED LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER....JUST A MOVIE ABOUT SOME MOTHERFUCKERS BRINGING THE PAIN TO GOTHAM CITY, AND A MAN DRESSED AS A RODENT TO STOP THEM! AM I SAYING I WOULDNT HAVE LIKED TO HAVE SEEN A TITTY SHOT FROM SCIENTOLOGY'S NEWEST SPOKESMAN, HELL NO...I AM AT THIS VERY MOMENT TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLACE A TURBINE ON MY EXPLORER AND ADD KEVLAR PROTECTION TO MY NAME BADGE FOR WORK...BECAUSE TAMPA NEEDS A HERO.

how bad is it

2005-06-07T16:37:00.000-07:00

well fuck this! I just found out from my best friend that my girlfriend (the girl i live with!) has her own blog...umbeknownst (spelled right?) to me!And you know what....it's pretty funny! What kind of world is it that we live in when a man cannot utterly dominate the madchen (german for girl) he lives with. I mean, she;s really hot, and i love her...but goddamn. backlater

Doogie Howser I am not.

2005-05-28T17:50:00.000-07:00

To my faithful...i apologize for the absence. Really no excuse... sure i could blame HKDs suggestion of visiting Pussy.org...sure I could...I could blame the Orlando metro police Bike cops for harrassing my ass...absolutely plausible. No, I am a man, I lay in my own bed, and as FistingChamp would say, I Fist myself- I let no other mother fucker fist me. Know that. That being said i have anew story from orlando...and like Pacino, I thought I was out...but they keep pulling me right in.
So i got these $!5 tickets from work to go to Orlando's Islands of Adventure (which for those of you who dont know actually has an Island dedicated to Marvel Comic characters). Per my previous post I had vowed not to ever return to Orlando. -Sidebar I had also stopped drinking for this entier time period which is a little over a month and a half-
But at my heart of hearts i love a bargain, so ultimately my lovely girlfriend and i went this last tuesday. Everything was going spectacular, wonderful, great even....until we got out of the car. I swear to fucking christ I felt like a Griswold at Wally world. I get out of my car in the parking garage, lock the car, shut the door, and propmptly ask my girlfriend.."Did I just lock the fucking keys in the car?" To which i saw a little biit of her love-or respect i couldnt really tell- die inher eyes. Where, I ask is the next logical step to go?
Customer Service-You are correct sir. I stand in line for customer service after being directed there by some unknown unhappy underachieving actor in a Hulk Hat directed me there. I get to the front of the line after a half an hour (i shit you not) throw myself on the forgiveness of the court, and say i did something stupid. I laid my problem out for this fat jabba the hut looking bitch(( bad teeth--?working customer svc?)), who promptly replies, "why are you in my line for that?" Now maybe she didnt know about my previous exploits in orlando, maybe she didnt know she was holding me up from a 20 min line for the hulk, and maybe she didnt know I had just finished watching Rambo First Blood part II, either way doesnt matter-
"Where would you suggest i stand"-my girlfriend hates confrontations and immediately steps from the window after hearing the assholeness tone enter my voice-
"Why would you stand in my line for 30 minutes when parking customer service is back there" pointing to the parking lot
Jarrid-"Would it really be so hard to order a locksmith?"
Jabba-"Do you know where your car is parked?"
Jarrid-"Spiderman section 545" I shot this back without any hesitation
Jabba-"Do you know which space number."
Jarrid- "No i didnt to think to count the unnumbered spaces as i was walking to stand in your goddamned line." didnt scream or yell
Jabba-"Well how do you expect them to find you"
Jarrid "I'll tell you what. Tell them to go to Spiderman 545, and the only car without busted windows will be mine...how bout that."
My girlfriend was gone so fast i saw a plume of smoke
Funky mouth agape i left her and walked towards where shepointed the parking cust svc is....which turned out to be a wheelchair rental location where i learned two things...
(1) They have no control over the Parking Services Lot
(2)They will not rent a wheel chair to anyone who threatens to use it against a Universal Studios Employee at Customer Svc.
Long story short, i walked back to the parking lot, hit the security alert button, this big fucking blue light goes off over my head- i realize this should only be used in "rape only" cases. Guy comes thru the intercom, i explain my problem, he sends a locksmith-10 mins and $40 later
i am on my way to the hulk....more about the day later...no its not fucking over.

today i am humbled....

2005-04-05T08:01:00.000-07:00

Chances are if you are at this site, you have been to McG
I am the friend that was involved in the hijinks (cops, ambulance, firetruck?). Usually, when i get drunk, and do something stupid, i can completely understand and accept liability for my actions. Mc G's description of the occurrances are in line with what i remember. But i will retell everything from my point of view...this is going to be long, maybe not funny, and completely unintelligent. I do remember taking mcG's brother towards my car, which was in aparking garage nearby. i dont actually remember ever making it there. i remember asking for my keys, because i wanted to go home. next thins i know i'm in a dark alleyway, with a barbed wire fence in front of me. what to do? i start climbing the fence...now this is the point where i tell you something...i used to do all kinds of things...lsd, x, weed...allot of weed...and drink. i have been clean for three years, but as every reformed drug user will tell you, i know that feeling. i know i was on something other than alcohol. i am cute, but i dont know why i would have been given anything, but i say this as a precurser to what happens next. so im climbing this barbed wire fence, get to the top, and fall back down, about 7' to the concrete. i lay there for a minute when i hear "can i help you?" i sit up and see two bike cops staring at me. I told them i just wanted to go home, and rambled a little bit, and realized all of a sudden that two more copshad arrived. at this point they had my license(i dont know how), and whenever they asked me where i was from, all i could say is connecticut. never been there in my life. my brain was saying florida, my mouth kept saying ct. the cops obviously could tell something was wrong, and then i blacked out. i wake up shirtless in the back of an ambulance with emts telling me i was going to be all right, that it looked like someone slipped something in my drink. blacked out again. come to being wheeled into the er, and unbelieveably, my friends were there to whisk me out of the er b4 being signed in. they stole a trashcan from the hospital and hailed a cab. i then proceeded to vomit uriously into the trash can, and the cab driver would not let them roll down the window. mcg then turns to his brother and ssays, take the can away from him, lets fuck this cab up. Unfortunately we had arrived at our destination (the club where it all began) b4 i could follow thru . mcG says i got out of the cab in front of all the club goears, slammed the trashcan on the ground, and walked off into the darkness (which is pretty funny i guess). they say i fell asleep on the sidewalk, my head in his brothers lap, and mcg sitting on my legs because i was shivering. McG's dad came to pick us up and drove us home. my girlfriend was waiting,( none too happy), and gave me the bed, water and bc powder for when i woke up. Things i have realized:
My friends are better than io had ever imagined. mcG's brother drove me back to orlando to get my car, and was insulted when i tried to pay him. mcG called me frequently to make sre i was okay...my friends parents are better than my own--my dad chose an addiction over me, my mother is one coo-coo clock away from the nuthouse, and mcgS dad didnt even wait for us to ask for a ride, instead, just came after getting off the phone with the police. after all that happened, i lost my keys, and my glasses...i had to pay $100 for the parking and new keys. i'll pay $200 for the new glasses, but i am alive, my friends are safe...i dont think i have a criminal record...also, at every point dueing that night everyone was so nice. the police probably most of all. here i am this unbelieveably inebriated(on god knows what) guy, they track down help for me, they call the ambulance, yes they did poke fun at me, that's to be expexted, but that cop gave out her cell phone number to my friends and father so she could be contacted if anything else happened...fuck orlando on one hand...on the other i now know how good a friends i have due to the fact they still talk to me afterwards.

And you've got.....A NEW CAR!

2005-04-02T16:26:00.000-08:00

i know i blog pretty irregular(ly?), but this week i had a good reason i swear to god. i had to buy a new car and had to decide which one i wanted.. now when i say new, i mean new to me. i mean newer than my old car. i mean new enough to look nice, but not expensie enough to fuck with my adult platinum pass card. I also had to take into consideration gas prices, and, well i've decided and purchased a 98 ford explorer...that's right an SUV. Fuck gas prices. Now the problem is i have my old piece of shit sitting in my apt complex, w/o a tag, and can't get rid of yet because i lost the title somewhere...so i have to req a duplicate title, which will take like a week, also i was thinking of donating it to a local frat for them to beat on...but i think i have decided fuck that as well. I am thinkng of inviting random people to the complex and letting them take 1 swing at my auto...maybe for free, maybe not...

now i'm not religious...

2005-03-31T13:09:00.000-08:00

but this is a little creepy. and i am now going to read my bible...or make him an offer.

it died....it DIED!!!

2005-03-29T04:59:00.000-08:00

For years i have dribing the tank....a 90 grand am. let me fill you in. bought it 5 years ago. that's when the experiment began. had the oil changed three times-not counting the numerous times the oil has leaked out requiring mr to insert a new quart. changed the fuel filter once. changed the trans fluid once. in the past couple of years it has developed eccentricities, such as: drivers window breaking off the powered track, so when you roll is down it slams into the shell-and you have to physically pull it up to put into place. the transmission likes 2nd gear...alot. it sometimes stays there for 5 minutes or more-and has been this way for about a year andd a half. On Easter, I drove my girlfriend to the airport, and the car started making this shuddering (almost like when you are running out of gas, but i had a full tank) kim gives me a startled look, but i was too busy asking god to forgive me my sins( i have always figured i would ask forgiveness right before i died if possible). i got her to the airport, and drove home by way of the interstate-which was interesting because....i could only go 20 miles an hour, and if i slowed below that it would die....so i was performing my own speed sequel on the interstate. got home and now it sits, waiting to be towed away to the autozone in the sky.

1 out of 3 my ass

2005-03-26T14:43:00.000-08:00

so i really dont drink pepsi...really only because i think it's 1oz of sugar away from a friggin heart attack, and my props really go to coke (anytime the orig formula actually included cocaine--you know you got jacked up!). but i am one for a scientific experiment, well not an experiment in so much as spending the remaining $3 on a target gift card i had laying around. so i purchased 3 of these pepsi bottles with the free itunes song. Well, fuck them. Not only did i not get a free i tunes song, i got three caps begging me to try again. Fuck you pepsi, that was your chance. Limewire is still free and lime in your soda tastes like piss( read that line again its more intelligent than it looks)

ahhhhh 19" of bliss...

2005-03-24T11:23:00.000-08:00

So ive been getting these headache's lately. all day i stare at a 19" crt monitor at work, and come home to my 4 yr old 15"er....these headaches are in part the reason i havent posted, another....pussy.org (has a link tomidget porn for godsakes!). I hooked it up and the angel's trumpets sounded. i also just purcahsed the audiology extreme 2 with the 5.25" interface so i can now record my all encompassing great acoustic death metal cd. i bought a new video card, so as to play doom 3...and view porn. anyway...Seacrest out

Back to unintelligent blogging

2005-03-20T07:48:00.000-08:00

To both of my regular visitors....i apologize...it was a big week...and with the three days off i proceeded to spiral out of control on an xbox and mountain dew binge. It's really bad when you run the xbox thru your surround sound at three in the morning in order to better hear the nuances of blasting someone thru a wall. Oh yeah, my dvr's on the goddamn fritz, all the lower cable channels sound like they're talking out of a tin can, but the hbo's (and gtech tv thank god) sound fine. in other words, i am not suffering per se, but because my girfriend cannot watch law and order in the manner she is accustomed, i suffer...believe me...okay actually i am fiending for another episode of SVu....i keep seeing advertisements for the new Kojak, and it really pisses me off. Are we at a point in our short 70 odd years of television entertainment, that we now have run out of ideas for fresh new shows?Between remaking 70s mediocre shows into movies, and now rehashing lame ass tv shows into new USA network premiere events, i think i am done. Maybe next, theyll start crossing tv boundaries, like combining two shows into one....like the Ateam and Golden girls...With badass blanche and the old one and her mother and the ditzy one all tool around the country avoiding the government that has trained them so well, while at the same time saving the townsfolk from a ne'erdowell....or if we're gonna remake a show, do it with style...example...remake mcgyver, but make the cast entirely out of midgets.

3 days off in a row

2005-03-15T12:52:00.000-08:00

Soooooo, I officially have three days off in a row, and i have no idea what im gonna do from here. I have just filed my taxes, paid off school, and DVR'd the Witches of Eastwick. The Screen Savers is a rerun, and i've still got an hour b4 i need to pick my girlfriend. I just heard that Adventure island is open (a water park), and my pass is still good, so mayhaps i should go there....but if anyone has any suggestions on what theuy would do? i'm all out of ideas. i have already mainlined the heroin, developed serious callouses with my "typing" hand, and-did i mention DVRd The Witches of Eastwick...I think i'm losing my mind.

It's officially happened...

2005-03-15T05:39:00.000-08:00

Today, is the saddest of occassions. Second only to the day KevinSmith backed production on a little known horrible movie called Vulgar (guy gets anally raped while dressed in clown make up and garters)...I have seen all the porn on Limewire. False! You say. Horse screws 18 yr old...seen it. Man, woman, falafle-boring. DVDA-(yawn)...Im off to the mountains of tibet to find a new cause in my life. because after seeing all the free porn...what else is there.

Just saw the new Deadwood

2005-03-14T16:55:00.000-08:00

this show is so fucking good. I die a little each time my girlfriend asks what the big deal is. But this leads me to another question, and please....andwer truthfully. I am addiscted to Nip/tuck, and i dont know why. But my girlfriend and several of my closer compatriots have let me in on a little fact....it's a soap opera. the fuck you say. But it's got blood, guts, a serial killer named the carver, Dorian may have aids.....oh shit...it is a soap opera.

Back MOTHER fuckers

2005-03-11T18:35:00.000-08:00

Been away, and i apologize. needed time to sort things out. I had to come to terms with two things. 1)My membership card to the "recognizing good movies" club has officially been revoked...I watched Exorcist the beginning....and liked it. I know i know. Stop already. B)I realize that I hate Rosie odonnel for the same reasons that i like myself (and my fellow bloggers)--that she is extremely opinionated, and feels no remorse in airing those beliefs. But, it's just that I feel my opinions are correct...and hers are, well, the opinion of a fat dyke...there i said it. Now understand I love the fact that she is gay- it's great. and i love the fact that she has bought several children (white slavery unite!). And there is also something extremely whimsical about her funding a broadway play written by Boy George that "flopped." But it is my opinion that she is the sole reason Blogger is so slowed down. The mere fact that this "piece" cant shell out the money for a blogging site of her own, and must set up on Blogger for free, causing my bandwith to be used up, so as to not be able to post my whimsical rants on every faithful's blog...well fuck her.

STUPID FAT PEOPLE

2005-03-09T14:43:00.000-08:00

LOOK, So far my blogging experience has been extremely positive....or should i say cathartic. But i have something i really need to get off my chest. If you are fat, use a goddamn crosswalk. do not cross the street wherever you feel like it, because you still think you have the legs of your youth. This goes for parking lots as well. Do Not look to see if i am coming and the proceed out in front a 1 ton block moving at 10 mph. My car is such a POS, has dings and dents already. Do you think i really have a problem levelling your fat ass as an example to others to obey? Thank you for your time.

Things that Rule!!!Hunger Force Movie!

2005-03-08T04:32:00.000-08:00

Hunger force movie
December of 05, Meatwad, MasteShake, and Frylock
nuff said

Things that suck.

2005-03-07T17:14:00.000-08:00

Got a call today from a woman who just had her ACL repaired (which i believe is not the vagina so i almost stopped listening), until she mentioned she was pulling into her boyfriend's driveway ,when a pain shot thru her leg. this pain caused her to slam her foot onto the accelerator ramming into her boyfriends car. his car then went into his garage door. the garage door then fell on the two automobiles in the garage.

MC Chris BEEtches

2005-03-07T17:11:00.000-08:00

Mc G and I are throwing out the call! MC Chris April 3 Orlando FL -and if you dont know....TUssIN!!!

Lamest Superhero Power

2005-03-06T10:07:00.000-08:00

Okay, now we have all wanted a superpower (flight, invisibility...the ability to banter well with....oh god Kevin Smith Reference). I got to thinking about this the other day at work...and i came up with the ability to run up stairs at a superhuman pace, but not down...perhaps a superpower in which you hit every green light (sounds great...but what do you do when you get to your location?)

Help me with the question

2005-03-06T10:06:00.000-08:00

I have no freaking idea what the question in my profile means, and i would appreciate an explanation...Therefore, i throw it to you, both of you, for help!

1st post

2005-03-06T10:00:00.000-08:00

After visiting my friend's Blog (McG), and feeling the power of that first post....okay well not really. the truth is I am not a very patient or understanding person. I love people, but i hate the stupid things said people sometimes do. This blog will be dedicated to this outlook. I will also post (like everyone else on the planet) things i find extremely interesting (likew midget porn and bunnies). Also i may post in time, some of my writings for feedback (never gonna know i dont have talent until someone drops the fucking loser tag on me, right?) But that is only after i have established myself as the king of Blogging....or find time to type in the works. Whichever comes first